Skinny Legs

Oh my god, can you believe that story about Skinny Legs? I'm in a band by the way, it's called Skinny Legs. You can check us out at www.myspace.com/skinnylegsmusic. Or hey why don't you check out our EP at www.skinnylegs.bandcamp.com. Hey, facebook totally is in right now, why don't you be friends with us on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Skinny-Legs/244484286041. Oh and if you guys really miss the sound of my voice, listen to the bi monthly Skinny Legs Podcast at http://skinnylegs.bandcamp.com/album/skinny-legs-podcast. Got a question for the sexy front man or Skinny Legs podcast? Send us an email at Skinnylegsmusic@gmail.com. Be sure to check out our mid april tour entitled The Four Score Four Day Tour of the Eastern Sea Board, tour. But yeah, Rob. Crazy.

-Max

PS: I'M IN A BAND CALLED SKINNY LEGS!!!

Mutual Acquaintance

Last spring my roommate and I decided it was such a lovely day that we should each drink a bottle of Banana Rum and practice our quick draw with my pellet gun.

Our neighbors upstairs and a few of their friends heard the commotion and joined the fun. I found out the other day not only did one of those friends know Max but she also is in a band "Omar" and is touring with Max's band "Skinny Legs." What a small world.

- Rob

PS Are you happy now Max, I mentioned your band so you wouldn't have too... Pussy

Close Call

Was in Astoria the other night and texted Rob to hang out. He asked me what I was doing and I answered, never to hear from him for the rest of the night. Fuck that guy and fuck this blog.

-Max

PS: That's what I would have written but then I heard from him at the last second and we hung out and it was GREAT!

A Few of My Favorite things

Hey Everyone,

I've been workin' hard and really weird lately so I haven't blogged. Here is a blog of a few of my latest favorite internet videos.

I was at a wedding in Toronto and my Friend Farzad showed me this. These dudes are some of the best musicians i've ever seen.

This is just funny.

The tech nerd in me is blown away by this.

A Tranny Hooker macing a fat kid and his mom for REALS

Crackhead Hooker Maces KId - watch more funny videos

PS - Max told me some GOOD gossip.

Liquids With Friends

Got drinks with Rob and his "room mate" (life mate) the other day. What started as a quest to find a drink and some cheap sunglasses, ended in a night filled with lolitas, beards, cigarettes, smelly fruit, cheeze puffs, dead hipsters, bacon, and dog sex nearly 10 hours later. This is the only proof of the night.

Also, met up with Maddie Deutch and got coffee. However, I did not understand what an expresso was and looked very foolish as I sipped about a tablespoon of liquid for 3 hours.

-Max

PS: Nobody in the entire world reads this anymore.

Mayor Cupcake - Photo Retrospective

I haven't taken a lot of pictures since my camera got stolen a couple of years ago. Here are a few I took with my iPhone with witty one sentence captions...

Yeah, I think he Banged her.

If you look closely you can see Lauren in the back being all angry.

John Paul Hates fun but loves to Tweet.

Charlie wasn't prepared for either his first period or eating a large Ice Cream Cone.

I think the License speaks for itself.

Look it's morning, time for eggs with stuff in them.

- Rob

PS Max how dare you air out our dirty laundry in public!

Deceived

Was supposed to hang out with Rob, Stacy Rowe, and Damon tonight. Rob said he would "tag me in." However, my phone never rang. And I'm certain because I spent all night sitting next to it watching it. I wonder what about me he's trying to hide. Now there's nothing left for me but a lonely, empty room where I will lay in my bed on the floor imagining how much fun they must be having. I hope everyone is having a good time without me. I'm glad I'm not there to ruin their fun. This is the way it should be. This is what I deserve. When everyone comes home after their night filed with drunken belly shaving, underwear dancing, hooker murders, and hobo fights and reads this, please, don't shed a tear...This is the way it should be...

I just don't know about this relationship any more. I just don't know...

-Max

PS: Kyle called but I didn't answer, that guy's lame.