Got drinks with Rob and his "room mate" (life mate) the other day. What started as a quest to find a drink and some cheap sunglasses, ended in a night filled with lolitas, beards, cigarettes, smelly fruit, cheeze puffs, dead hipsters, bacon, and dog sex nearly 10 hours later. This is the only proof of the night.

Also, met up with Maddie Deutch and got coffee. However, I did not understand what an expresso was and looked very foolish as I sipped about a tablespoon of liquid for 3 hours.
-Max
PS: Nobody in the entire world reads this anymore.
Max (and Rob),
ReplyDeleteI still read this.
As does JP.
Glad to hear you didn't get too drunk to make it to coffee with a deutch girl.
Wait to go.
(i know, "jea-lous-y... jeal-ous-y...")
Keep bloggin' bitches.